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99 Biker Friends Lyrics

Bowling For Soup

Such a big man, such a little chick
I think it all goes back to your tiny
Pick-up truck in the driveway,
With a sticker on the window
"Rest in Peace Number 3"
Tell all your friends
How you put her in her place
Seven pounds of makeup
Just to hide her beat up face
Such a pretty face

It takes a tough man to slap her around.
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.
She's wearing shades, but we all see
Behind the tinted glass
And I've got 99 biker friends
That wanna kick your ass

Tell her that you're sorry
Blame it on the beer
Your dad was mean to you
Your friends think you're an asshole
And I do, too
Over compensating for your small shoes
Taking her away, but you won't say when
Hold her in your arms
Tell her this won't happen again
When will this end? Well

It takes a tough man to slap her around.
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.
She's wearing shades, but we all see
Behind the tinted glass
And I've got 99 biker friends
That wanna kick your ass

I wish Bruce Lee was here right now
With his trusty nun-chucks
Chuck Norris is still alive,
So let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger,
All the dudes from "Danger, Danger"
Let's get the A-Team,
50 Cent with his bling-bling,
And a couple of prison guards!

It takes a tough man to slap her around.
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.
You're such a though guy,
I cant wait to bring you down
She's wearing shades, but we all see
Behind the tinted glass
And I've got 99 biker friends
That wanna kick your ass

I hope that you can run fast
Start running now
We're gonna kick your ass!