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<i>[Announcer:]i> "The stars of our show, and America's "shiekest" couple,
Eddie Sparks and Dixie Leonard!"
<i>[J:]i> I remember you.
<i>[B:]i> I'd like to say that you're in my dreams.
<i>[J:]i> You're the one who made my dreams come true
<i>[B:]i> You're usually dead,
<i>[J:]i> a few
<i>[B:]i> without a head,
<i>[J:]i> kisses ago.
<i>[B:]i> and lots of natives are picking their teeth with your bones.
<i>[J:]i> I remember, too,
<i>[B:]i> Oh, what a dream!
<i>[J:]i> a distant bell,
<i>[B:]i> It comes at night and taunts me,
<i>[J:]i> and stars that fell
<i>[B:]i> and, like your jokes, it haunts me until
<i>[J:]i> like rain out of the blue.
<i>[B:]i> I'm blue as your face as the last breath leaves you.
<i>[J:]i> When my life is through,
<i>[B:]i> I'll jump for joy.
<i>[J:]i> and the angels ask me to recall
<i>[B:]i> and when Winchell asks me to recall
who's a chump and a heel.
<i>[J:]i> the thrill of it all,
<i>[B:]i> Who's the biggest schlemeil?
<i>[Both:]i> Then I will tell them I remember . . .
<i>[J:]i> "So, uh, it's my birthday comin' up."
<i>[B:]i> "Yeah, I know, Eddie."
<i>[J:]i> "But, what do you give a guy that's got everything?"
<i>[B:]i> "Uh, penicillin?"
<i>[J:]i> "Hmmm, hey Dix? You ever been married?"
<i>[B:]i> "Oh, yeah, Eddie, twice!"
<i>[J:]i> "Children?"
<i>[B:]i> "No, silly! Grown men!
Tell me, Eddie, what's the most romantic thing a woman ever said to you?"
<i>[J:]i> "Are you sure you're not a cop?"
Then I will tell them I remember . . . you.
<i>[B:]i> You
<i>[J:]i> and you.
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