I like glitter
And sparkly dresses
But I'm not gonna talk about that
In my monologue I like baking
And things that smell like winter
But I'm not gonna talk about that
In my monologue
Lalala Lalala I like writing songs about
Douche bags who cheat on me
But I'm not gonna say that
In my monologue I like writing their names in the
songs
So they're ashamed to go out in
public
But I'm not gonna say that
In my monologue Lala Lalalalala
This is
My musical monologue You might think I'd bring up Joe
That guy who broke up with me on
the phone
But I'm not gonna mention him
In my monologue "Hey Joe! I'm doing real well!
Tonight I'm hosting SNL"
But I'm not gonna brag about that
In my monologue Lalala Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha
Lalala And if your wondering if I might
Be dating the werewolf from
Twilight
*Hi Taylor*
I'm not gonna comment on that
In my monologue Lala Lalalalala
This is
My musical monologue *looks around stage* You might be expecting me to say
Something bad about Kanye
And how he ran up on the stage
And ruined my VMA monologue
*sigh* But there's nothing more to say
Cuz' everything's okay.
I've got security lining the stage! It's my SNL monologue Lala Lalalalala
This is
My SNL monologue
Lala Lalalalala That was my SNL monologue pig pig
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